The new Uhura can open MY hailing frequencies…               

She’s hot in that ”I played Bettie Page and liked it” sort of way…. Mmmmm

MMmmm… I’m ready for my checkup doctor hottie… Katherine Heigl

Pleased to enjoy the newest badass Bond girl… Olga Kurylenko. She’s hot and when she’s got a 9mm to your head, you won’t mind…Because she smells of Elderberries…

P.s. Yes there are WAY hotter pics… Use Google. We don’t need anymore angry letters from the PTA.

Hayden Panettiere… Beacuse we could all use a little superpowered cheerleader once in a while…

Lohan. I know, but c’mon…

Ok, so we’re a day late… I guess that means we might as well be a dollar short. We present for your consideration, Ms. Heather Locklear:

C’mon. You have to admit, it’s not bad for a mugshot.

Today’s pick is a personal favorite of Executive Producer Mike… Jennifer Connelly. We’ll overlook the fact that she’s married to some scrawny British dude…

While Executive producer Mike thinks she’s too trampy for her own good, I happen to think she’s just the kind of girl you want involved in this. Hooah!

“Oh Jessica, those albums go on the lower shelf…Lower…Lower….”